Funny Parenting Quotes....

I LOVE THESE.... I hope they can bring a big smile to your face :-)
  • The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
  • A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a two hundred dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
  • Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
  • We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and be quiet.
and my favourite.... thanks to Jerry Seinfeld is-
  • A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Please feel free to add your favourites below....